Knights of Hyperion

We are a group of humans and humanoids here to make you laugh

July 6th, 2018    

Ep.73 That’s a wrap… spinach wrap!

Recorded:  *shrugs* who really knows. 

Kohpodcast Discord is go and muy fantastico! oh hey that rhymed unlike our podcast rap *sad face*

Ling-Ling is back after his battle for his house against the bed bugs and came out on top or so he hopes... Djsquareddd finds himself trapped in a parellel universe where all he wants to do is sci-fi stuff but does not believe scientology is a thing. Veedo is up his usual dick things from eating chips to talking mess. More surprises to come but you did not hear it from me. *giggles*.

I am bad at this, sorry. 


June 16th, 2018    

Ep.72 The one after the party

There's only two this time but what a mouthful they are going to give you..

Ling-Ling is missing, doing something in the wild, while Veedo and DeeJay squared chat away about their adventures in the waste land. 

#charliethecatt makes an appereance.


This episode was cut short due to some stupid things. Sorry for the inconvienience 


June 6th, 2018    

Ep.71 The one after Matsuri but before the Party

Another relic of the past with this "new" episode. The Knights tell you about their time at Anime Matsuri 2018, the ups, the downs and the lack of entertainment it was and how things could have been better. DeeJaySquared has become Mr.Snifles and Ling-Ling explores his player one when he's ready. 


June 5th, 2018    

Ep.70 They called it Down the Road

The Knights are back with another episode (this one is out of date but in the correct order?) where they talk about weird overwatch stuff, D&D stories and how there's one asshole that you should stay away from, all from a 1K computer chair. With special guest, The Thursday Neighborhood Lawn Guys! 


May 18th, 2018    

Ep.69.Pt.2. The Bad Taste in your Mouth

The stories, drinks and bad decisions just keep flowing as the knights get a little too personal with their kinks and interest. Just like a homemade sex tape, it is out there and we are proud of it (okay maybe not) but here it is. Finally getting our hands, minds and other things away from our nsfw channel on our discord server to bring this bundle of perverse fun. part two of two.


May 18th, 2018    

Ep.69.Pt.1. Clumpy Cum

The boys are back with a sexy episode full of sex stories, lots of beer, dirty jokes and a whole lot of perversion. 

After a long hiatus your knights open up with a very important message then dive deep into your dirty holes with a huge load right to the face with this new episode, with special guest Manabu Madix! Part one of two.


March 25th, 2018    

Ep.68 A hug from a big Siberian Bear


The boys are back with quesrions of what they would be if they were animporhps.

Veedo stumbles across a very strange tumblr blog. With special guests again, the lawn guys of the neighborhood!!!!

Big news (that is old news) a new hero on the overwatch roster.

Squirell watch 2018 (and now our watch has ended)


March 4th, 2018    

Ep.67 Canadian Sake

The mean kid who lies to make you believe you have cancer at the tender age of 7, that leads to a life of sake bombs and invitations to Naruto cosplay orgies, with special guest Manabu! You can follow him on twitter/Instagram @lifepolyphony and visit his website


March 1st, 2018    

Ep.66 The Shame Belt

The Knights are joined by a new friend they met on their travels in the giant world called earth. They discuss the matter of why Tom Cruise does not have two teeth but one tooth in the center of his mouth... 


February 27th, 2018    


TamTam joins Ling-Ling and veedo on a discussion of things the Overwatch community does and Batman Metal.


February 22nd, 2018    

Ep.64 Shadow of Colossus Berry Crunch!!

The dead visit veedo's house while Ling-Ling and Dj Squared share pant sizes to see which one has the bigger pants!

We dive deep into the the world of Monster Hunter, one out of a redbox. 


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February 15th, 2018    

Ep.63 It’s only two of them

After a short hiatus the boys are back but, for some reason its only two of them... where are the other two knights?!


January 8th, 2018    

Ep.62 Testing the Testicles

S.4.Ep.2 (1/4/18)

The title says it all. On todays episode the Knights get sexual with science and learn what its like to watch JoJo's Bizarre adventures and how bizarre they really are. They also become good at creating ridiculous advertisments for all sorts of stuff.


January 3rd, 2018    

Ep.61 Robotic Jackie Kennedy


The boys are finally back after a two month hiatus trying to find themselves as other creatures and beings in another dimension.


In the season 4 premier the knights go on a journey through tumblr and influence Dj squared to create an account for his own personal needs. Krotone shares his fishy hobbies and his awkwardly weird love for Flowerhorn cichlids and becomes sad when he discovers that nothing is shared with him through social media.

recorded last year 12/28/17


November 3rd, 2017    

Ep.60 The party of Hallows Eve

The season 3 finale is finally here and in this episode you'll need to watch your volume, seriously. Live recording of KoH podcast during veedo's halloween party. With special guest Wolfgang Von Odio (odio art), A local Houston artist making his mark very strongly in our art community. You can find him on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and, Tumblr or, simply google Odio Art. The boys talk a shit ton of anime and discover all the things they have in common with Odio. 

A special thanks to New New Media for providing the video for our season finale. Be on the look out for our very first actual video of us!

Recorded on 10/28/17


November 2nd, 2017    

Ep.59 The porn parody to rule them all

In this weeks edition of KoH podcast, the boys get down and dirty by creating porn parody names and a lot of them tend to be Disney movies? Its also the one with the record of all the shit we're gonna hit while recording. 

Recorded on 10/26/17


November 1st, 2017    

Ep.58 Un-Perpetual Whiskey Dick

In this episode the knights talk Geralds Game (spoilers), have beer from Brash Brewing Co. (you've got red on you), give a sub over dub lesson and talk about the robot fihgt between Japan and America. DeeJaySquared gives us a question of the week! 

Recorded on 10/19/17


October 27th, 2017    

Ep.57 Another ColeBlooded episode!

The Knights have a visitor this week as ColeBlooded stops by to have a good time making up movies, History of objects, Explore Pop tart math and, lots of TV talk and movies. 

Recorded on 10/13/17


October 16th, 2017    

Ep.56 Tomorru-Chan and Sun-Kun!

This week, you'll get to see an oddside to our dark side as we talk The Last Jedi trailer and our thoughts on whats to come for the new Star Wars movie. Ling-Ling gets so bored he decides to leave during the show, mentally. Beer of the week is double once again with Anderson Valley Brewing Co. Fall Hornin' Pumpkin ale and, Odell Brewing Isolation Ale. both great for the coming weather! 

Recorded on 10/12/17


October 10th, 2017    

Ep.55 Vag Badge

The mouth breathers join us this week as we discuss why krotone always has Xmas lights up all year round. Deacon Jones goes on a movie date with a special someone and becomes a rollerblading queen! We get outside commentary on the Astros game as we try to figure out the point system of baseball. Beer of the week was a local brewery, Brash Brewing Company; Vulgar Display of Power, A Russian imperial stout brewed with vanilla bean that sits at 14% ABV. It's one of the best beers we've had as Beer of the Week.

Recorded on 10/5/17 


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